Alright, you know what? I gotta level with you. Right out the gate. I never understood the whole foot fetish thing. I’m not gonna lie. It just makes no fucking sense to me. I have no clue how in the world anyone could ever look at a foot and think to themselves, ‘Mm, that’s the stuff.’ What is it about feet that turns you on? I’m sincerely asking. I’m not even judging, I just want to understand. Will somebody please explain it to me?
Because, as far as I can tell, feet are just objectively unattractive. They are weird looking, they are smelly, and they are easily one of the dirtier parts of the human body. I mean, the hands are pretty filthy too, but you don’t see anybody fetishizing them. Yeah, yeah, I know, there’s a fetish for everything. Somewhere out there, there are people fapping it to hand models. Whatever. My point is, it’s not nearly as common as the foot fetish. You guys are a fairly populous niche, and growing, it seems, all the time.
But, you know, I’m not gonna knock it. I may not understand it, but that doesn’t mean I have to judge you. And I can’t even front. I’ve had a foot job or two in my day, and, honestly, it was pretty hot, I won’t lie. But, still, it wasn’t the foot itself that turned me on. It was the friction of the foot against my cock. And probably the fact that it was such a foreign sensation than anything that I was used to. Again, do as thou wilt, but please someone help me understand.
That’s okay, for now, I don’t have to understand. All I have to know is that it gets you off. And if it gets you off then I will review it. Because I’m just that much of a nice guy. As I’m sure you already know, there are a fuck ton of foot fetish sites out there. Some are, obviously, much better than others. It’s my job to tell you which ones are worth checking out, and which ones suck dick. Or I guess in your case would it be which ones suck toe? Again, I’m not sure. Do you guys have like your own colloquialisms and shit?
A Fuck Ton of Foot Fetish Porn
Today we will be looking at a free foot fetish site, ffetish.video. F Fetish opted for a very simple name. “F” for foot plus “fetish.” Hence, F Fetish. There you have it. Nothing more to it at all. Just straight and to the point. I like that, makes it easy to remember and there’s no confusion. I hate it when porn sites choose to give themselves fancy fucking super cryptic names. It’s like just tell me what kind of smut you serve and get over yourself, am I right?
Anyway, F Fetish is an enormous archive of foot fetish and foot related porn. When I say enormous, I mean fucking enormous. Like Charles Barkley feet big. Ah, you like that? I’m trying to relate to you weirdos. Yeah, that’s right, I know enough about feet to know that he famously wears a size 17 shoe. I’m not totally clueless about foot related matters. The fucked up part is I just know that fact got one of you freaks out there half chub at the thought of Charles Barkley’s behemoth feet.
At the time of this writing, F Fetish has 2,546 pages worth of foot related porn. That’s right 2,546 pages. Not 2,546 videos (which still seems like a massive amount of foot fetish), 2,546 pages. Granted, it should be noted that F Fetish does not utilize the standard gallery of thumbnails site design that you will find on most free porn tubes. In fact, F Fetish doesn’t really resemble a free porn tube at all. If anything, it looks more like a news feed or a sophisticated blog.
Unique and Refreshing Site Design
Since we’re on the topic, I really like the site design that F Fetish has going for itself. It’s refreshing to see something different in the world of online porn. Like I alluded to a second ago, it’s usually the same old, same old: a black background, tons of small thumbnails all over the page, maybe a menu bar at the top of the page. It gets boring … where’s the creativity? Well, apparently it’s all in the foot fetish community based on the nice, minimalist, news-inspired layout of F Fetish’s site. But, then again, I suppose you do have to be at least a little bit creative to look at a foot and twist it into an object of sexual desire. I joke, I joke. Come on, we’re all friends here, right?
Instead of that typical porn tube layout, F Fetish gives us a fresh take on the porn site. At the top of the page, you will find a cool, bold site banner. Underneath that, is a list of featured models. And to the right of the video posts, you will find the site navigation menu. Click either Home, Site Rips (0 – 9, A, B, C, D), Site Rips (E, F, G), Site Rips (O, P, Q, R, S, T), Site Rips (U, V, W, X, Y, Z), Models, Genres, Photos, Our Forum, Network 22 Series, and Support. Man, looking through the alphabetized list of sites ripped onto F Fetish really gives you an idea of just how massive this niche porn category truly is. The list is fucking staggering.
Below the site navigation menu, is a search bar, allowing you to type in whatever foot related keywords you can think up; a section titled “Best Friends” where you can access a list of the best fetish sites on the web; an archive section, which lets you browse the site by date, a handy dandy foot fetish tag cloud; and Top News, keeping you in the loop of the latest updates in the foot fetish video community. It’s important to stay afoot.
Videos are Download Only, No Stream
Okay, so I think that we’ve already established that I would never personally use this site. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t empathize, put myself in your shoes, so to speak. Don’t get excited, it’s just a figure of speech. But one thing that I would definitely not be crazy about if I were to rely on F Fetish for my porn is the fact that it doesn’t seem as if any of the videos are able to be streamed directly on the site.
Instead, you have to download each one individually. When you click into a post on F Fetish, it brings you to another page (again, much like a blog), where you will find a few screenshots of the video, some relevant info (studio, tags, file size, video duration, resolution, format (mp4 usually), the name of the model (if known), and a brief description. Based on that information, you then have to decide if a certain video is worth taking up space on your hard drive or not. Personally, I fucking hate downloading porn when streaming is so widely available, but, hey, it’s your call.
Forum Provides Community, Though Lightly Used
Another thing that is really cool about F Fetish, though, is the fact that they provide a forum. I always have respect for fetish or niche sites that understand the importance of community, so it’s great to see that F Fetish helps provide a place for its users to interact, discuss their favorite videos, and report site bugs or suggest improvements. It is a rather large forum; however, it isn’t the most active forum I’ve ever seen. Although some threads are significantly more popular than others (to be expected), it sees a bit of action here and there. The Updates thread’s last post occurred on January 12, 2019, whereas the Foot Fetish Talk thread hasn’t had a post in nearly 3 months. So, like I said, not a total ghost town, but not exactly bustling either.
All in all, F Fetish seems like a great site to check out if you are a footophile. Tons of foot fetish videos to choose from, some delightfully fresh site design, and a forum to post to if you are in need of a community of fellow foot lovers to reach out to. There are a few downsides to consider, though. You can’t download videos, which is a big one for me, and the forum could be a little more active. But, overall, I think F Fetish functions well as a foot fetish resource, and I think it’s definitely worth paying a visit.
ThePornDude likes FFetish's
- Refreshingly minimalistic and unique site design/layout
- Tons of videos
- Plenty of links
- No ads
- Download-only videos
- The forum could be more active